Portrait of the Young Grad as an AnalystTweet
So you're an analyst. This means three things. One, your family and friends have no idea what you do at work. Two, no matter how "cool" you were/are, you geek out over things like updated program releases. Three, you already do or will be seriously impressed by how much you learn and the people you work with. Now that I've made some generalizations, let's do what an analyst does best and take a more granular approach.
The Learning Curve
The Motto
The Lifestyle
The Job Description Generator
The "Balance"
The Mindset
The Brief Respite
The Roadblocks
The Work
The Bonds Created by Time of Day in Office
The Evolution of Relationships with Other Employees
The Jargon
The Overlap of Programs (This is Supposed to be a Venn Diagram)
The Data
The Marry/Date/Kill Game Microsoft Office Edition
The Heart Attack
The Two Week Extension
The Entire Process
