You're Wrong and I Hate You
 



Ah breakups. When you realize the person you thought was your soulmate is instead a butthead. A butthead you still miss? It doesn't make any sense. There's not much you can do after a breakup besides weather the storm.



The Stages of Grief



The Stages of Breakup Grief





The State of the Breakup






The Rollercoaster




The Checking Ex's Facebook Spiral





The Coordinate System of Everything You'll Feel







The Questions

1. Should I text my ex?







2. Should I call my ex?







3. Should I email my ex?







The Answer







The Truth








The Platitudes





The Perception, in Immediate Hindsight I






The Reality I






The Perception, in Immediate Hindsight II





The Reality II





The Resolution





The Recovery






The Recovery for the Truly Pissed






The Closure