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Living in Chicago is an exercise in extremes. I have cussed this city out on multiple occasions (usually after being blown into oncoming traffic) and then passionately declared it the Best City in the World five minutes later. My Los Angeles friend read this and said, "Liz, that sounds like a very unhealthy relationship..." Whatever, Los Angeles, leave your hippie dippie health-conscious crap out of this, you just don't get Chicago like I do. The point is, I'm moving and it is very bittersweet.* :( It's ok, I'll come back to visit, blasting Kanye's Homecoming when I do. Shut up, I know all you ex-Chicagoans have done it. So without further ado, if you don't know by now, I'm talkin bout Chi Town!!
Location
Best in Town
The Stereotypes
Seems Reasonable
Also Seems Reasonable
Sometimes in Speedos
Character Builder Number One
See: 2010, the Blackhawks
Character Builder Number Two
Seriously
No, Seriously
The Wildlife (Oh My)**
Personal Space
Test Yo Self
How Deep is Your Love?
Only at the Board of Trade
Seasonal Reasons to Drink
Patience
Chance of Precipitation
Dye Job
Hibernation
Something to Celebrate
Based on an Actual Study
The Cycle
Memories
Talk the Talk
Brace Yourself
Obama's Back in Town!
Location, the Remix
*Look for my upcoming charts, WHY THE FCK IS THE BAY AREA SO EXPENSIVE (Working Title)
**UChicago I'm sorry you know I love you!! I'd make some sort of comment here about how your rival didn't get a shoutout but I think you need a real sports program to have rivals. And no, the Saltwater School doesn't count. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap.
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