Chicagoan Until Chicago Ends



Living in Chicago is an exercise in extremes. I have cussed this city out on multiple occasions (usually after being blown into oncoming traffic) and then passionately declared it the Best City in the World five minutes later. My Los Angeles friend read this and said, "Liz, that sounds like a very unhealthy relationship..." Whatever, Los Angeles, leave your hippie dippie health-conscious crap out of this, you just don't get Chicago like I do. The point is, I'm moving and it is very bittersweet.* :( It's ok, I'll come back to visit, blasting Kanye's Homecoming when I do. Shut up, I know all you ex-Chicagoans have done it. So without further ado, if you don't know by now, I'm talkin bout Chi Town!!


Location





Best in Town







The Stereotypes











Seems Reasonable







Also Seems Reasonable







Sometimes in Speedos










Character Builder Number One








See: 2010, the Blackhawks











Character Builder Number Two







Seriously







No, Seriously







The Wildlife (Oh My)**







Personal Space







Test Yo Self












How Deep is Your Love?










Only at the Board of Trade










Seasonal Reasons to Drink







Patience










Chance of Precipitation







Dye Job










Hibernation










Something to Celebrate







Based on an Actual Study







The Cycle







Memories








Talk the Talk







Brace Yourself










Obama's Back in Town!







Location, the Remix












*Look for my upcoming charts, WHY THE FCK IS THE BAY AREA SO EXPENSIVE (Working Title)

**UChicago I'm sorry you know I love you!! I'd make some sort of comment here about how your rival didn't get a shoutout but I think you need a real sports program to have rivals. And no, the Saltwater School doesn't count. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap.


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