Startup is the New Hipster



I went to a conference in June, actually, correction, I spoke at a conference in June (baller!), and watched a presentation given in prezi. It was awesome. "Prezi is awesome," I told my startup friend two weeks later. "Prezi is so two months ago," my startup friend snorted in derision. The insult was so familiar. Where had I heard it before?? And then it hit me.





Startup is the new hipster. Hipster is on the left, Startup on the right. If you have trouble keeping track which side is which well, my point exactly.







Home Base








Computer








Phone








Constantly Posting to








Instrument of Choice









Accessories








Idea Storage









Reading About








Obsessively Checking Blogs About








Shirt






Additional Layer








Pants









Glasses








Shoes









Bag









Facial Hair








The Letter Y








Mode of Transportation








Accommodations








Affection Expression








Housing








Pomodoro








Morning Beverage








Evening Beverage









Breakfast








Lunch








Dinner















Goal re: the Industry?











"Do Great Things"








Pick-Up Line






















**** All stereotypes in this publication are entirely stereotypical and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. You are all unique and beautiful snowflakes.

You can comment here on how inaccurate this list is because you run a startup but own a Droid and live in Chicago.